I Own My Own Website

From 'Under One Roof'

Guy 1: So what business are you in?
T.O. : Oh, I thought you'd never ask. I own my own website called cheesecakehotties.com where I feature pictures of ladies holding cheesecake that they baked.

Dear T.O.,
We at TWWL were very impressed with your acting debut on ‘Under One Roof’. We're pretty sure that's what it's called. There is Emmy buzz at least here in the hallways of TWWL, if no place else. There is no doubt in our mind that you will be very successful should you decide to pursue the stage after football and we want to be among the first to wish you well in that endeavor.

However, acting is tough. The world is filled with unemployed actors. Which is why TWWL would like to offer you this opportunity. You can own your own website. TWWL, owners of www.cheesecakehotties.com would like to offer it to you. Cheesecakehotties.com has the potential to be one of the biggest sites on the internets and would be even more successful with the T.O. brand behind it. TWWL wants to be in the T.O. business. Talk to you soon.

Oh, almost forgot. I'm a Giants fan so forget about getting a discount.

Sincerely,
TWWL